Conner4Real vs. More Groupies for Dukey
Winner: Conner4Real
Reason: Does Connor have a better roster? Yes. Would they have a better roster if everyone was healthy? Probably not. Adams won’t play this week so that’s another problem for Dukey.
A Team Has No Name vs. My Ball Zach Ertz
Winner: A Team Has No Name
Reason: How’s that strat working for you Bob? 0-1 ? Don’t worry about keeping track because I will.
Warriors30 vs. TEBOW TIME
Winner: TEBOW TIME
Reason: Missing Zeke really hurts. Gordon hasn’t turned it on yet and if he does it might come at the expense of Eckler. But the more likely situation is Eckler takes over the role and Melvin becomes less and less relevant. TEBOW TIME still has a good roster no matter how many times I rag on them.
Quon solo vs. God Hates Jags
Winner: Quon solo
Reason: Brother battle, cool. Surprised both are over .500 right now but I blame that on some abstract concept I’m too hungover to put into words. If David Johnson is out or limited in his role (as he obviously was last week) it will be even tougher for God Hates Jags to overcome a top 2 team. Go Quon.
Smokin LeGarrett Blunts vs. BORTAL KOMBAT
Winner: Smokin LeGarrett Blunts
Reason: Will we have a team go 0-13? It’s never happened before and we had a guy who never changed his lineup for 5 years. I think it’s as likely as the Pats going 16-0 this year.
The Cleveland Clowns vs. Kickers Are People Too
Winner: Kickers Are People Too
Reason: Hopefully Dalvin Cook gets more than 19 carries this week but in any event the lack of Mahomes really puts a damper on The Clowns playoff chances. Higgins and Barber are huge liabilities too.
Season Total: 18 & 24
Last Week: 4 & 2