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Week 8 Chokey League Predictions

Porkchop Sandwiches vs. EdgySlayerBoi69 (The Sex Number)
Winner: EdgySlayerBoi69 (The Sex Number)
Reason:
This 4-3 team is a better than any other 4-3 team. I would be shocked if Edgy loses more than 2 games down the road. Porkchop is fine but not against a serious playoff contender.

Brady Bunch vs. Chet Ubetcha
Winner:
Brady Bunch
Reason:
I don’t know how Chet Ubetcha is 4-3. I guess Chase Edmonds; WTF is football. But no Zeke, no Mahomes makes this a lock for a good team.

Da Blochinators vs. Stairway to Kevin
Winner: Da Blochinators
Reason:
I’m not picking Rob this week but he’ll still lose. David Johnson won’t be usable but Robbie Anderson or Preston Wilson will be a suitable replacement.

The Screaming Aliens vs. Me and Julio Down by the Schoolyard
Winner: Me and Julio Down by the Schoolyard
Reason:
I don’t know how I feel about the Packers stack but I feel better about it than The Screaming Aliens roster.

Marianne Williamson's Crystals vs. All Aboard The Saquon Train
Winner: All Aboard The Saquon Train
Reason:
The Crystal’s have a good roster this week but I don’t think Saquon can be denied. (Both the player and the team)

Stud Muffins vs. Behind the Steel Curtain
Winner: Stud Muffins
Reason:
Behind the Steel Curtain is getting back on track but Stud Muffins is too good this week, I know Murray and Michel had great weeks last week but that isn’t likely to continue.

Year Totals: 26 & 16
Last Week: 4 & 2

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