Brady Bunch vs. EdgySlayerBoi69 (The Sex Number)
Winner: EdgySlayerBoi69 (The Sex Number)
Reason: Brady Bunch is vulnerable without McCaffery and with Tyreek Hill finally healthy EdgySlayer can ascend to his true form as a possible playoff contender who has had bad luck so far this season. If Gurley is 100% ready to go then Edgy has a easy win this week. (especially with Hollywood not practicing today)
Porkchop Sandwiches vs. Chet Ubetcha
Winner: Porkchop Sandwiches
Reason: I don’t know what Chet’s lineup is this week. I just don’t know. Prokchop Sandwiches by a million.
All Aboard The Saquon Train vs. Me and Julio Down by the Schoolyard
Winner: All Aboard The Saquon Train
Reason: It’s hard to trust the combination of Derrick Henry and Aaron Jones. Melvin Gordon doesn’t appear to have the same timeshare he used to have and Cooper isn’t practicing today. If this situation isn’t bad enough Saquon should be back and play this week.
The Screaming Aliens vs. Marianne Williamson's Crystals
Winner: Marianne Williamson's Crystals
Reason: Does anyone care about this game? No? cool.
Da Blochinators vs. Stud Muffins
Winner: Da Blochinators
Reason: I can’t trust a wide receiving group with Pringle, Parker and Beasley (especially when they are up against Mike Williams, Kupp and Chark). Engram vs. Hock is probably the only advantage Stud Muffins has besides quarterback (except Kirk Cousins is now clutch so he probably will drop 3 touchdowns).
Stairway to Kevin vs. Behind the Steel Curtain
Winner: Stairway to Kevin
Reason: I didn’t pick you last week Rob so you can’t get mad at me. If I showed you both starting rosters this week you would assume Behind the Steel Curtain was the 1-5 team and Stairway was 4-2. MVS probably won’t play and Corey Davis and Marvin Jones can be very unreliable so I’m not super confidant with Behind the Steel Curtain this week. Therefore Stairway to Kevin steals a win here.
Last Week: 4 & 2
Overall: 22 & 14