All Aboard The Saquon Train vs. EdgySlayerBoi69 (The Sex Number)
Winner: All Aboard The Saquon Train
Reason: Edgy Boi already suffered an injury to his first round pick so that’s not good. Having to start Chark and Jackson is really un-nerving. I only really dislike Ridley in All Aboard The Saquon Train’s lineup. Ekeler should be a little less involved but that might not matter for his effectiveness this week. If Lamar can pull another amazing performance out of his ass and run the ball more then EdgySlayerBoi69 has a chance.
The Screaming Aliens vs. Chet Ubetcha
Winner: The Screaming Aliens
Reason: Chet Ubetcha’s roster has improved since the beginning of the season so that’s good news. But the bad news is Tevin Coleman is out this week and his replacements currently on the roster don’t come anywhere near close to being as good as him. Kittle was robbed on two well deserved TDs last week. I expect Thielen and Landry to catch way more balls than they hauled in as well. Should be a decisive victory for The Screaming Aliens.
Da Blochinators vs. Brady Bunch
Winner: Da Blochinators
Reason: Both these teams are good; let me at least start out with that. I think I’m giving the slight edge to Da Blochinators this week because I love the matchup Tyrell Williams has. Even if Mike Williams doesn’t play the bench is deep enough to meaningfully fill in for Williams. Also skeptical of the role Miles Sanders and Hollywood Brown will have this week.
Behind the Steel Curtain vs. Porkchop Sandwiches
Winner: Behind the Steel Curtain
Reason: Really am surprised that Behind the Steel Curtain has a losing record (Smells like bad coaching to me). I might start Gio over Sony this week if Mixon is out. If that’s the difference maker know I called it here first. I really like McLaurin as a number 3 but Delanie Walker and McCoy are suspect starts. Could be a very close game that might hinge on whoever scores more TDs McCoy or Williams.
Stud Muffins vs. Marianne Williamson's Crystals
Winner: Stud Muffins
Reason: If Lev Bell’s injury keeps him out for the week it will at least even the score right? Either way the roster for Stud Muffins far outweighs that of Marianne Williamson's Crystals baring any magical incantations. Not a fan of Crowder even before Sam Darnold kissed all those girls at Mr. Purple and I don’t trust Vernon Davis or Case Keenum even more. The Mixon injury really stings too.
Stairway to Kevin vs. Me and Julio Down by the Schoolyard
Winner: Stairway to Kevin
Reason: Probably the toughest call I’ve had to make so far. The slight deal breaker is Curtis Samuel and Matt Breida. Brieda is coming into the game semi hurt and Raheem Mostart looks like a good enough #2 that he might take away significant touches. I don’t trust Samuel on a team that’s playing a Thursday night game against a division opponent. It’s either going to be a low scoring affair or a really sloppy game where fantasy points are scored completely at random and the ghost of Cameron Artis-Payne finishes with a stat line of 3 rushes for 3 TDs.
Last Week: 5 & 1
2019 Totals: 5 & 1