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Week 1 Bacon Games Predictions

Conner4Real vs. My Ball Zach Ertz
Winner: Conner4Real
Reason: I like the quarterback matchups way more for Conner. Generally I bet against boom or bust wide receivers so another edge for Connor4real. Even though the tight ends were taken miles apart they might actually score similar points this week. The flex positions are totally up in the air. Decent edge for Connor4Real.

Smokin LeGarrett Blunts vs. Kickers Are People Too
Winner: Kickers Are People Too
Reason: QBs are close here with a slight edge to Kickers. Both receiving groups have weaknesses so it’s hard to give either points here. The real difference will be the two flex guys. I like Williams and Drake a lot more this week than Ridley and Penny.

More Groupies for Dukey vs. God Hates Jags
Winner: More Groupies for Dukey
Reason: Love the name, enough said. This is probably my best rated team going against one of my worst. Not a hard choice even if some matchups favor God Hates Jags.

A Team Has No Name vs. Warriors30
Winner: A Team Has No Name
Reason: Lack of a second quarterback and half the team either suspended or on IR is a tough look. Henry is bad and is going up against a really tough matchup. Even if Zeke plays he will probably be on a snap count. A Team Has No Name should cruise to victory.

TEBOW TIME vs. The Cleveland Clowns
Winner: The Cleveland Clowns
Reason: Probably the closest matchup of the week. I don’t even know the tipping point. It might be Montgomery’s lack of touches tonight or The Clowns really solid receiving group. Slight edge to the Clowns because of the quarterback skill even in difficult matchups.

Quon solo vs. BORTAL KOMBAT
Winner: BORTAL KOMBAT
Reason: While Cam is healthy and Gordon says off the weed this team has a good shot to beat almost anyone. Starting Gore, Witten and Ebron in week one is not a great sign for Quon Solo’s inaugural season.


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