Chet Ubetcha vs. EdgySlayerBoi69 (The Sex Number)
Winner: EdgySlayerBoi69 (The Sex Number)
Reason: Credit where credit is due to Chet, he’s in a great position to make the playoffs and this matchup has the two of the top three projected point getters this week. I’m a fan of the lineup, I just like Edgy a slight bit more. Not to bury the lead but this is a huge game for both teams as we get closer to the end of the regular season and Chet has already taken the first game of this divisional matchup. Must win game for Edgy.
Porkchop Sandwiches vs. Brady Bunch
Winner: Brady Bunch
Reason: Has father time finally caught up to Frank Gore? I think so but even if Gore isn’t taken out of the lineup I’m still all aboard the Brady Bunch train this week. Porkchop Sandwiches can very easily sneak out a win if tonight’s game is a high scoring affair.
All Aboard The Saquon Train vs. The Screaming Aliens
Winner: All Aboard The Saquon Train
Reason: Have my relentless chants in support of The Saquon Train caused irreparable damage to their playoff hopes and caused a 2 game losing streak? No it’s the managers fault, step it up buddy.
Da Blochinators vs. Behind the Steel Curtain
Winner: Behind the Steel Curtain
Reason: Going back to my roots here and picking my preseason favorite for the first time in at least a few weeks. What happened to David Johnson last week, like what did he do to the fantasy gods that they took away all his football ability. That being said I question starting Damien Williams and Rivers but those guys are not enough for me to pick against the Steel Curtain.
Me and Julio Down by the Schoolyard vs. Marianne Williamson's Crystals
Winner: Marianne Williamson's Crystals
Reason: Marianne Williamson's Crystals have made a huge comeback this year after losing their first 4 games. Winning this week would be huge for their playoff odds as they basically need to win out to make get to the playoffs. It will be a close game but I’m a fan of the BUF matchups and Michael Thomas ability to catch 1 million balls (a league record). Josh Jacobs has been the surprise of the season and has helped carry this team to victory much in the same way he will this week.
Stairway to Kevin vs. Stud Muffins
Winner: Stud Muffins
Reason: it sucks to be the team with the most point scored against them but someone has to be. This week isn’t going to be different unfortunately.