Conner4Real vs. God Hates Jags
Winner: Conner4Real
Reason: I just can’t seem to quit you, me, me, you (insert The Office scene here). But to be honest I can’t believe I’m on a 5 game slide. I’m going to chalk that up to being the only team that has over 1,500 points scored against them. it doesn’t look like there is an Active QB on God Hates Jags roster which should be the kiss of death in a 2QB league right?
Smokin LeGarrett Blunts vs. My Ball Zach Ertz
Winner: My Ball Zach Ertz
Reason: Yay my job is way easier again and My Ball Zach Ertz is back to winning games. Smokin might be giving up on this season and I totally understand that but even if they get their shit together it wont be enough against My Ball.
Kickers Are People Too vs. TEBOW TIME
Winner: TEBOW TIME
Reason: It’s Tebow Time to win. Why have I not made that joke before. I’m not super comfortable with my choice here but the last time Big Dick Nick played against Brady we all know who came out on top.
Quon solo vs. More Groupies for Dukey
Winner: Quon solo
Reason: Might be the first time I’ve picked against Dukey. The 5 game winning streak is over especially since the A.J. Green saga is going to leave yet another hole in the lineup. Quon has a respectable roster and with a strong showing from Jarvis and Mayfield tonight Quon can take the week.
A Team Has No Name vs. BORTAL KOMBAT
Winner: A Team Has No Name
Reason: Injuries are hitting both teams hard this week. The final rosters will be a lot different than what I’m looking at now I assume but I’ll still take A Team Has No Name if they starts Rudolph tonight. Please.
The Cleveland Clowns vs. Warriors30
Winner: The Cleveland Clowns
Reason: Go Clowns, with two healthy QBs at the top of their game and some favorable matchups they will be hard to stop. Obviously Warriors30 can win even when I have serious doubts but the core of this Clowns squad is probably too good to overcome.