Conner4Real vs. Hey Darnold
Winner: Conner4Real
Reason: Is the matchup ganna be gross? Yes. Hooper is out for a while. No Saquon or Henry would be a death sentence for this team if just one were absent from this matchup but both are. Can’t say I’m in love with Conner’s roster this week but hopefully Bell will be healthy and lead this team to a well deserved win.
Alvin and the Chipmonks vs. Antonios Helmet Services LLC
Winner: Antonios Helmet Services LLC
Reason: Battle of the ex-housemates, roommates? Man how long ago was college again? Really feeling Guice this week and if Emmanuel can play it should be a no contest win for Antonios. Alvin can take his ex-Jaguars backup QB and get the fuck outta here against Minnesota in MIN.
The Gurley Show vs. Odells Kitchen
Winner: The Gurley Show
Reason: Love Fant and have loved him since before the draft and he’s the only real weak spot for this team this week. Dak is having an MVP type year and the Gurley, Diggs, and J. Jones trio is too good to pass on for a win.
The Cleveland Clowns vs. Fournette's Syndrome”
Winner: The Cleveland Clowns
Reason: Clowns gets closer to locking up a first round bye this week against a resilient Fournette's Syndrome. There is too much unreliability on Fournette's roster in Gallup, Watkins and Ju-Ju not to mention the only starting QB is Jeff 2 teams in 2 years Driskel.
Ur addicted to toothpaste vs. Tig Ol' Bitties
Winner: Ur addicted to toothpaste
Reason: Real toss up, both teams look immeasurably better this week than in the past. If only they weren’t playing each other I might have taken both these teams this week.
Mr Jones and Me vs. Chubbarumba
Winner: Chubbarumba
Reason: Still on the Chub train for some ungodly reason. Mostly because of the disappointing roster Mr. Jones and Me is putting out this week.