Stud Muffins vs. EdgySlayerBoi69 (The Sex Number)
Winner: Stud Muffins
Reason: Damn, I thought my team was going to sky rocket after a slow start. But last week was a huge setback and all my fault. Now i’m starting Hunter Renfrow and Dionte Johnson so I deserve to lose this week.
Stairway to Kevin vs. Chet Ubetcha
Winner: Chet Ubetcha
Reason: Go Chet! This might be the second time all year I’ve picked this team but they deserve it this week. I like the whole lineup minus Graham and Humphries but the rest is enough to take this team to win town. Stairway to Kevin just can’t catch a break.
All Aboard The Saquon Train vs. Brady Bunch
Winner: All Aboard The Saquon Train
Reason: CHOOOO CHOOOO!!! But for real this time and with more o’s since I fucked up last time.
Da Blochinators vs. Marianne Williamson's Crystals
Winner: Da Blochinators
Reason: Close game and man has Josh Jacobs been a gem this year. I expect the same from him tonight. Gallup and Singletary are weak spots that Da Blochinators just doesn’t have.
The Screaming Aliens vs. Porkchop Sandwiches
Winner: Porkchop Sandwiches
Reason: This is a random guess, I don;t know what the Screaming Alien’s lineup is ganna look like come Sunday.
Behind the Steel Curtain vs. Me and Julio Down by the Schoolyard
Winner: Me and Julio Down by the Schoolyard
Reason: The fact that Jace Sternberger is owned by Me and Julio is enough for me to pick them. #BasedJace
Overall: 34 & 20
Last Week: 2 & 4