Conner4Real vs. Chubbarumba
Winner: Chubbarumba
Reason: Connor4Real has had a trash roster most of the year and this week is no exception. While there are obvious holes on Chubbarumba’s squad it’s not nearly as bad as Connor. Although with Chubb’s lower snap count and Josh Reynolds starting I have a lot less confidence in this squad than before.
Alvin and the Chipmonks vs. Hey Darnold
Winner: Hey Darnold
Reason: Even with the entirety of Alvin and the Chipmonks’ bench on bye the starting lineup is passable in this league. LOL JK get that red headed bitch Andy Dalton out of the lineup son. Witten is a trash tight end let alone a flex play and I don’t know if Slayton or Gabriel should even be considered a starter let alone WR2/3. That’s not even considering how bad Mixon has been this year. Darnold by a million.
The Gurley Show vs. Antonios Helmet Services LLC
Winner: The Gurley Show
Reason: Tedd Ginn in the superflex makes me want to puke. The Gurley Show by two million.
The Cleveland Clowns vs. Odells Kitchen
Winner: Odells Kitchen
Reason: The Clowns finally took an L this year so they can take another one this week. Enough fun wordplay this will be a close matchup. The fact that The Clowns are starting Ryan Finley in two leagues makes me think that they have some inside knowledge on the AFC North that no one else in this league possesses. Makes you think…..
Ur addicted to toothpaste vs. Fournette's Syndrome
Winner: Ur addicted to toothpaste
Reason: I’m just really hoping Ur addicted starts Hunt and gets a new kicker but fuck it even without a kicker I’ve still go their back.
Mr Jones and Me vs. Tig Ol' Bitties
Winner: Mr Jones and Me
Reason: Tig Ol’ Bitties feels like a mess of a franchise this year from the recent acquisitions of Josh Gordon to the lack of QBs on the roster. Mr. Jones is fighting for a playoff spot so they shouldn’t take this matchup lightly like some of us have in the past (i.e me). But the clear pick is Mr. Jones and Me.
Last Week: 5 & 1
Overall: 33 & 21