Conner4Real vs. Alvin and the Chipmonks
Winner: Conner4Real
Reason: Really close matchup here. There is a clear advantage each team has over one another. That’s Alshon Jeffery (WR3) vs. James Washington (WR3) for Alvin and the Chipmonks and Justin Jackson (FLEX) over Desean Jackson (FLEX) for Conner. I literally think this is a coin flip. If one of these teams dominates the matchups listed above they will likely win.
Antonios Helmet Services LLC vs. Odells Kitchen
Winner: Odells Kitchen
Reason: Another really close game. Odell’s Kitchen edges Antonios Helmate Service at wide receiver but has a worse running back group. I’d rather have Mark Ingram over Duke Johnson at my flex and Sutton over Lee (not by much) so that’s what does it for me.
Fournette's Syndrome vs. Hey Darnold
Winner: Fournette's Syndrome
Reason: My lack on enthusiasm for the likes of Henry, Robbie Anderson, and Jack Doyle makes this a fairly easy choice. Although I think David Montgomery and Watkins could really disappoint in week 1.
Tig Ol' Bitties vs. Chubbarumba
Winner: Chubbarumba
Reason: Zeke and Pollard starting together is an interesting strategy and I kinda like it. But do I like it more than Chubb and McCaffery? Hell no. Cubbarumba edges out Tig Ol’ Bitties in most of the rest of the positions so it was a fairly easy choice.
The Gurley Show vs. Mr Jones and Me
Winner: The Gurley Show
Reason: Mr Jones and Me has a lot of high risk high reward guys starting in week one. Gurley Show has a lot more safe players and I’m too confident in the QBs and the flex positions to not take them.
The Cleveland Clowns vs. Ur addicted to toothpaste
Winner: The Cleveland Clowns
Reason: Best quarterback duos in the league battle it out in this matchup; not sure which is better tbh. The slight advantage goes to the Clowns because of the tight end and flex boys.