Conner4Real vs. Smokin LeGarrett Blunts
Winner: Conner4Real
Reason: Without Barkley and Engram this team quickly falls apart to the superior edge of Connor4Real. If Gurley misses the game it will be a lot closer but not close enough for me to call it Smokin’s way.
Kickers Are People Too vs. My Ball Zach Ertz
Winner: My Ball Zach Ertz
Reason: I’m just going to hope that someone over at My Ball Zach Ertz figures out the issue here and sets the lineup correctly. I’m getting triggered just looking at the empty positions.
More Groupies for Dukey vs. TEBOW TIME
Winner: More Groupies for Dukey
Reason: No I didn’t just pick More Groupies for Dukey just to trigger TEBOW TIME. I did not just casually glace over the roster and determine TEBOW TIME is going to lose every game from here on out. I did not! Please stop with all the slander.
Quon solo vs. A Team Has No Name
Winner: Quon solo
Reason: A real close game here. A Team has No Name probably has a better roster but Baker can explode for a bunch of yards and TD’s even if he’s having a sophomore slump and Stafford is going against a top 5 defense. I’m not comfortable with picking either team based on talent but the holes are clear on A Team’s roster (i.e. Ginn & Goodwin).
Warriors30 vs. BORTAL KOMBAT
Winner: BORTAL KOMBAT
Reason: There is no rhyme or reason for why Warriors30 keeps winning when I doubt him. I’m doubting him now because of MVS, Fant and maybe Hardman this week. I don’t know. Are we all just going to trust Derek Henry as a top back moving forward as well? There will certainly be games in his future where he can’t get it going and craps the bed. I’m starting to see some cracks in Warriors30 armor here.
The Cleveland Clowns vs. God Hates Jags
Winner: The Cleveland Clowns
Reason: The fantasy Gods have invoked the dreaded injury bug power on God Hates Jags. Maybe he should stop commiting sacrilege against them by only suggesting there is one fanatsy God. Larry Johnson will not stand for this. As much as I hate starting two tight ends and I really do hate it (especially when Hock has literally 35 yards in his last 3 games) the Clowns have the advantage here.