Let’s gooooooo. Was 6-0 Last week =)
Season Predictions: 12 & 12
1. Lame Nerd Cuck vs. Behind the Steel Curtain
I’m about to take Eitan behind the steel curtain and lame nerd fuck him up (posts with communist intent). Blowout city here we come.
2. Saquadriceps Femoris vs. Lazard People
Two really good teams going up against each other this week. Would not be surprised if Lazard People won. The matchups that Saquads wins are probably the Waller vs. Hurst and Anderson vs. Mostert. Like JuJu more than Sanders and I could like Jeudy more than Beckham but IDK. Gonna be real close.
3. The Mighty Wormatogues vs. Chris Leem's Totts
Goin with the Totts, Mckissic is a terrible start this week and such a downgrade from Jones. Totts lineup is strong especially if the top two corners are still out for NO. Dislike Herbert long term but in trash matchups he is good for fantasy. Higgins is a tough start vs BAL but I still love him as a player.
4. Marianne Williamson, High Priestess of the Cube vs. Pizza 🍕
Really wanted to give Williamson the win this week with the HOU stack but I just have no problem with Pizza’s lineup and I dislike Mixon’s matchup aside from all the injuries. If all of Marianne’s guys are healthy they have a better shot.
5. Stud Muffins vs. The Kamara Loves Me
Don’t hate the Kamara’s lineup but Fuller is like my WR10 this week and the team is great outside that anyway. As long as Fuller doesn’t get hurt it should be an easy win for the Muffins.
6. Yami Yugi vs. Da Blochinators
Yami is gonna banish Da Blochinators to the shadow realm. I don’t even need to look at the matchup. Lock it in.