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Week 4 Chokey Predictions 2020

Not been so hot at my predictions so far, changing it this week right?

1. Lame Nerd Cuck vs. Stairway to Kevin
Very close call, probably the closest one I’ve had to make a call on this year. Slight edge with Kittle over Hock but very dependant on Gordon’s performance on Thursday and if Gurley can get enough carries on Monday.

2. The Mighty Wormatogues vs. Lazard People
Giving the The Mighty Wormatogues the edge since they are actually positively affected by the covid situation. They can take out that trash bag Humphries and put in an actually good receiver like Shenault or Miller. Probs Shenault.

3. Pizza 🍕 vs. Chris Leem's Totts
I hate that I have to consider Jimmy a good start but so far he is. The Chris Leem squad is a better team even if covid takes away Davis this week. To be fair about Graham it could be gone in an instant especially with the QB change.

4. The Kamara Loves Me vs. Da Blochinators
Must win game for Kamara but I don’t think they get there. Da Blochinators secured the SEA running back that pushes this team over the edge especially if they had Henry this week. Don’t hate the starters from Kamara but it’s not good enough.

5. Marianne Williamson, High Priestess of the Cube vs. Saquadriceps Femoris
Throwing it to the Quads again. Still a very good team. Worrying that Hunt and Odell showed up on the injury report this week but that’s not enough to turn my opinion.

6. Stud Muffins vs. Behind the Steel Curtain
Keep cursing Eltar by picking his team or not to curse? Without Connor I’m ganna pick against. You’ve angered the fantasy gods by benching Minshew for his opponent this week (even though I think it’s the right move)

Total W/L: 6 & 12

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