Da Blochinators vs. EdgySlayerBoi69 (The Sex Number)
Winner: Da Blochinators
Reason: If T.Y. Hilton plays then I might have to switch this prediction. But Hock could have a rebound game even if I don’t think he’s a top 12 option going forward. The rest of Da Blochinators players have good matchups. If Mike Williams doesn’t play and Baker is still the starter Edgy could grab a victory here.
Stairway to Kevin vs. All Aboard The Saquon Train
Winner: Stairway to Kevin
Reason: All Aboard The Saquon Train’s team was brutally accosted by the injury bug last week. The leftovers are O.K. but I don’t trust Burkhead, Ridley and Hooper over the lineup Stairway has this week. Not super excited about Jeffery but if Robinson can continue to ball out with Mahomes he’s viable as a flex going forward.
Porkchop Sandwiches vs. Marianne Williamson's Crystals
Winner: Porkchop Sandwiches
Reason: Both teams need a win here; but not sure either team should be in this situation. Sinking to 0-4 really puts you on the outs. I’m slightly more a fan of Porkchop this week with McLaurin and Dorsett. Ronald Jones also should be the lead guy or at least splitting time 50/50 so I like him over Gallman. If Rodgers doesn’t preform well it is going to be a difficult road forward but I still think Porkchop will salvage a win.
Behind the Steel Curtain vs. Chet Ubetcha
Winner: Behind the Steel Curtain
Reason: Chet got a very unexpected win thanks to Mike Evans and the Jets D blowing up. Won’t happen again.
Stud Muffins vs. The Screaming Aliens
Winner: Stud Muffins
Reason: So I don’t love The Screaming’s roster this week (Sanu/Eifert/Landry (so far)/Thielen because of his Matchup). Stud Muffins only real hole is Pollard and it’s a significant hole for sure but the rest of the roster more than makes up for it. Goff has a good matchup but I like Danny Dimes so I think they are mostly even. Cohen has been really disappointing but that’s an easy fix so I didn’t put it in the above.
Brady Bunch vs. Me and Julio Down by the Schoolyard
Winner: Brady Bunch
Reason: It looks like Brady Bunch has the best team in the league. I’d rather start Ryan over Brady but whatever I’m not 3-0 I guess. Kelce will make up for Sanders and possibly Allen Robinson this week so I’m not worried about the potential holes on this squad. I could see Me and Julio take down Brady Bunch but they need a classic Derrick Henry vs. Jaguars game and Royce Freeman to be what I ranked him as. Also Me and Julio is ganna need a new tight end; I don’t think Vance will play this week.