Conner4Real vs. Ur addicted to toothpaste
Winner: Conner4Real
Reason: Connor4Real’s team sure doesn’t look like it used to when the season started. This squad probably won’t make it to the playoffs but the rag tag group of waiver wire heroes has a good chance of winning this week.
Antonios Helmet Services LLC vs. Chubbarumba
Winner: Chubbarumba
Reason: If Cooper is good to go I’m ganna slam pick Chubbarumba here. He has 3 RBs in my top 12, 2 QBs in my top 12, 2 WRs with the best QB in the league throwing to them and also Amari Cooper. Antonios’ team, as I’m sure I’ve said in the past, isn’t bad but Wentz vs. GB, Sanders v. JAX, Cole Beasley and Peterson don’t inspire much optimism so I don’t think I’m on Antonios Helmet Services LLC this week.
Hey Darnold vs. Tig Ol' Bitties
Winner: Hey Darnold
Reason: Just one more week until I can finally pick Tig Ol’ Bitties to actually win. Until then and against good teams it’s a long shot for this squad to squeeze out a win.
Odells Kitchen vs. Fournette's Syndrome
Winner: Fournette's Syndrome
Reason: Really tough matchup here. Give both teams credit for having such stacked rosters. I think the main thing pushing me to Fourtnette’s side is the QB matchups. I’m super high on CAR this week and it looks like Ju-Ju should be getting 15 targets minimum each week in the new Steelers’ offense. I worry about Robinson vs. MIN and everyone vs. JAX.
The Cleveland Clowns vs. Mr Jones and Me
Winner: Mr Jones and Me
Reason: A lot of question marks on The Clown’s side this week including Agholor, Burkhead, Ridley, Akins, possibly Landry. Almost no question marks on Mr. Jones and Me besides Mitch which brings up the only way The Clowns can win. If Mahomes and Brady outscore Mr. Jones and Me by like 30 points then I might side with The Clowns. Possible but unlikely.
The Gurley Show vs. Alvin and the Chipmonks
Winner: The Gurley Show
Reason: Losing the San Fran running back group this week is tough but easily overcome. Love what Royce Freeman looked like last week and the Jags run D can be suspect. Boyd is in the highest flying offense in the league besides KC which bodes well for him against Pitt. I worry about Thompson, Jeffery (Thurs against a really difficult matchup) and especially both QBs.