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Week 5 Best Around Games Predictions

Conner4Real vs. Mr Jones and Me
Winner: Mr Jones and Me
Reason:
Connor4Real should probably consider dropping Antonio Brown because this bye week is killer. Mr. Jones and Me has a very good team and I don’t think he’ll have a problem winning this one. Really just a story of a bad team vs. a good one.

Antonios Helmet Services LLC vs. Hey Darnold
Winner: Antonios Helmet Services LLC
Reason:
I originally had Hey Darnold but then I realized he only had one starting QB ([probably) for this week and against a good team you’re ganna need at least 2 healthy quarterbacks. Peterson and Duke can absolutely fill in for anyone who might not play this weekend for Antonios Helmet.

Chubbarumba vs. Odells Kitchen
Winner: Odells Kitchen
Reason:
Tough call here. Hmmmm. Godwin needs to play if Chubb is going to win this week. I’m not sure he will so I’m going with Odell’s. I mean also Odell’s team is really solid and not really injured or affected by a bye at all.

Tig Ol' Bitties vs. Fournette's Syndrome
Winner: Tig Ol' Bitties
Reason:
The Stafford bye and the litany of injuries really hurt Fourtnette this week. Tig Ol' Bitties finally has a serviceable roster so I finally feel comfortable picking them to win. Sanu has been a surprising player this year so far for fantasy so I’m on that non existent hype train. He’s been almost as good as Ridley (minus the touchdowns) which really helps out deep league teams stabilize their 2nd or 3rd flex. Hopefully Sanu gets a TD this week.

Ur addicted to toothpaste vs. Alvin and the Chipmonks
Winner: Ur addicted to toothpaste
Reason:
Damn; battle of the 0-4’s right here. Is this game even worth picking? Just kidding, unless….
This game isn’t as a big of a shit show as the combined 0-8 record would lead you to believe but it still isn’t good. Going with a dart throw here and picking Ur addicted mostly because Hill might play and I’m finally accepting our one and only savior into my heart; Gardner Minshew.

The Gurley Show vs. The Cleveland Clowns
Winner: The Gurley Show
Reason:
Wow 4-0 congrats my dude. You’re ganna lose it this week. Gurley Show’s bye week hurts less than the Clowns. Kerryon is not playing this week and you can’t trust Rex Burkhead as far as you can throw him. Agholor probably can’t be trusted after last week either so I’m just not liking the starting roster/ If the injured guys on the starting lineup cant go it will be a long weekend from the Clowns.

Last Week: 3 & 3
Total Record: 16 & 8

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