Conner4Real vs. The Cleveland Clowns
Winner: Conner4Real
Reason: To be honest I have the upmost confidence in my team so I think I’ll be winning from here on out. No, just joshing ya. But I do think I have the advantage here with Golladay being out. Mike Williams should start this week as well and he will be an upgrade over Dede.
Smokin LeGarrett Blunts vs. God Hates Jags
Winner: God Hates Jags
Reason: Please take Demaryius out of your lineup Liam; it’s embarrassing. Yet even if this very sound advice is ignored I’ll take God Hates Jags over Smokin by a mile. I don’t love Robby Anderson against PHI and Jimmy Graham; even if he was in the tight end spot. Jacoby was fine last week but I expected more from him. Smokin will need a big game from him if he want’s to come close in this matchup.
Warriors30 vs. Kickers Are People Too
Winner: Kickers Are People Too
Reason: Going to roll my dice here and bet against the immutable/unstoppable Warriors30 (which is still a relevant name unbelievably). Melvin Gordon is back which is another fine addition to his running back collection. I don’t know if Brady and Goff can outscore Murray and Gordon this week but I’m still going with Kickers.
More Groupies for Dukey vs. A Team Has No Name
Winner: More Groupies for Dukey
Reason: I actually went back and fourth on this multiple times and I’m not sure why. I’m probably putting more faith in Auden Tate than a cautious man would. The quarterbacks on Dukey’s side are in a better position this week so that’s a plus. The weakness of this team is really with Walker but that’s more based on his injury history than anything else.
My Ball Zach Ertz vs. BORTAL KOMBAT
Winner: BORTAL KOMBAT
Reason: My Ball Zach Ertz is probably ganna beat the socks off our new “i suck ballz” who ironically took over the ownership of the old i suck ballz squad. Losing your two starting quarterbacks is real tough this early in the season so I don’t think they will turn this around soon. Good luck my dude.
Quon solo vs. TEBOW TIME
Winner: Quon solo
Reason: A semi tough call (if Case Keenum starts but he’s hurt/been replaced). Without KeenumTEBOW TIME suffers greatly as the bench is kinda shit. T.Y. also might not play and Allison is a fine replacement but comes with a lot of risk. Also I’m continuing to warm up to Quon Solo as a possible 7-6 team this year with slight playoff aspirations.
Last Week: 2 & 4
Overall Record: 7 & 17