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2023 NFL Predictions

Here it is, my in Season Predictions starting with the big W/L totals

AFC North
Bengals: 13-4*
Ravens: 12-5*
Browns: 10-7
Steelers: 10-7

AFC West
Chiefs: 14-3*
Chargers: 11-6*
Broncos: 8-9
Raiders: 4-13

AFC South
Jaguars: 10-7*
Titans: 9-8
Colts: 6-11
Texans: 3-14

AFC East
Jets: 11-6*
”Dolphins: 11-6*
Bills: 8-9
Patriots: 6-11

NFC East
Eagles: 12-5*
Commanders: 9-8*
Cowboys: 9-8*
Giants: 7-10

NFC North
Lions: 10-7*
Packers: 10-7*
Vikings: 7-10
Bears: 5-12

NFC West
9ers: 10-7*
Seahawks: 8-9
Rams: 4-13
Cardinals: 1-16

NFC South
Saints: 10-7*
Falcons: 8-9
Buccaneers: 6-11
Panthers: 4-13

*Denotes Playoffs

Playoff Teams List
AFC
Chiefs: 14-3*
Bengals: 13-4*
Jets: 11-6*
Jaguars: 10-7*
Ravens: 12-5*
Chargers: 11-6*
Dolphins: 11-6*

NFC
Eagles: 12-5*
Lions: 10-7*
9ers: 10-7*
Saints: 10-7*
Packers: 10-7*
Commanders: 9-8*
Cowboys: 9-8*

Super Bowl
Ravens vs. Eagles
Winner: Ravens

Accolades
MVP: Lamar Jackson
Super Bowl MVP: Joe Burrow
Offensive Player of the Year: Chris Olave
Defensive Player of the Year: Micha Parsons
Offensive Rookie of the Year: Jordan Addison
Defensive Rookie of the Year: Tyree Wilson
Comeback Player of the Year: Damar Hamlin
Coach of the Year: Matt LaFleur

Vanguard Players (My guys)
1. Tua Tagovailoa (11th)
2. Jordan Love (22rd)
3. Sam Howell (28th)
4. Najee Harris (RB, 23rd)
5. Alexander Mattison (RB17, 57th)
6. D'Andre Swift (RB31, 69th)
7. Zach Charbonnet (RB37, 99th)
8. De'Von Achane (RB39, 109st)
9. Chris Olave (WR12, 25th)
10. Brandon Aiyuk (WR27, 66th)
11. Mike Evans (WR33, 79th)
12. Jordan Addison (WR37, 89th)
13. Kyle Pitts (TE6, 65th)


 Breakouts (Fantasy Points/Half PPR)
1. Naje Harris (24th)
2. Chris Olave (25th)
3. J.K. Dobbins (48th)
4. Javonte Williams (62nd)
5. Kyle Pitts (65th)
6. Chris Godwin (67th)
7. Brandon Aiyuk (66th)
8. D'Andre Swift (73rd)
9. Mike Evans (79th)
10. Michael Pittman (80th)
11. Jahan Dotson (85th)
12. Jordan Addison (89th)
13. Zach Charbonnet (102th)
14. De'Von Achane (123th)

 Busts (Same as Above)
1. Austin Ekeler (4th)
2. Davante Adams (18th)
3. Josh Allen (QB2)
4. Travis Etienne (27th)
5. Kenneth Walker (39th)
6. DeAndre Hopkins (55th)
7. Cam Akers (56th)
8. Dallas Goedert (63rd)
9. James Cook (64th)
10. Rachaad White (71st)
11. Breece Hall (42nd)
12. Samaje Perine (106th)


Sleepers!
1. Rashod Bateman (WR51)
2. Damien Harris (RB40)
3. Quentin Johnston (WR50)
4. Tank Bigsby (RB47)
5. De'Von Achane (RB45)
6. Roschon Johnson (RB53)
7. Jakobi Meyers (WR59)
8. Kendre Miller (RB55)
9. Marvin Mims (WR62)
10. Tyjae Spears (RB61)
11. Donovan Peoples-Jones (WR67)
12. Alec Pierce (WR72)
13. Hunter Renfrow (WR82)
14. Sean Tucker (RB73)
15. Kyle Trask (QB37)

Notable but didn't make the cut
Deuce Vaughn (RB50)
Zach Evans (RB72)
Terrace Marshall (WR98)
Matt Corral (QBN/A)
Isaiah Spiller (RB74)


2023 Fantasy Bold Predicitons
1. Kyle Pitts finishes as the number 2 TE
2. Chirs Olave finishes as a top 3 receiver
3. Travis Etienne is outsnapped by Tank Bigsby
4. D'Andre Swift is the clear leader in the Eagles backfield and finishes as a top 15 RB
5. Javonte Williams is fine coming off the injury and is a top 8 RB
6. Rashod Bateman is the best receiving option on the team and is a top 20 WR
7. AJ Dillion is a top 15 RB
8. Roschon Johnson outscores Khalil Herbert in fantasy points this year
9. Justin Herbert is the QB1
10. All 3 top WRs taken in the draft are bargains and finish inside the top 25 of WRs on a per game basis


2023 Football Bold Predicitons
1. Trevor Lawrence wins the MVP
2. Arizona doesn't win a game this year
3. The NFC West is one of the wort divisions in the league with only 1 team with 9 wins or possibly even less
4. The Titans have a top 5 defense and make the playoffs because of it
5. The Buccs make the playoffs with Kyle Trask as the starting Qb and win a playoff game
6. The Cowboys and the Giants both finish under .500
7. The Bills and the Chiefs only win a combined 2 playoff games
8. The Packers are the number 2 seed in the NFC and Jordan Love throws from 4,000 yards and 25 TDs
9. There will be at least 5 rookie RBs who hit 1,000 combined yards this year (Bijan, Char, Achane, Gibbs, Sean Tucker)
10. There will be at least 3 new starting QBs (for an entire year) to hit 4,000 yards this year (Love, Howell, Ridder)


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