Biggest dominator is my 17-7 record
Season predictions: 17-7
1. Connor4Real vs. Mr Jones and Me
Giving a slight edge to Mr. Jones and Me on this one. Kittle should have a huge advantage over Engram but tight end is super fickle. Jones has some smaller advantages tho (Drake over Gaskin, Ryan over anyone, Mckinnon is safer than Johnson).
2. Antonios Helmet Service LLC vs. Hey Darnold
I just really dislike most of Hey Darnold’s lineup outside of Woods/Diggs/Gibson/.Gurley?. Might fuck around and predict them to lose every game. Gordon will be a lot worse with Lindsay coming back probably but that remains to be seen (I expect a slow start back for Lindsay)
3. Draft Grade B- vs. Natural Born Kylers
Close call but going with the edge to Natural Born Kylers (even if they have a shit tight end). Don’t love starting Shenault but he’s probably fine against a very bad HOU secondary but any Jags receiver could have a good day against HOU. Hunt if good to go should dominate along with Johnson IDK if they have to go against Buckner it won’t matter with the run blocking CLE has.
4. From Wentz You Came vs. 2 Girls 1 Chubb
From Wetnz is really ganna miss Aaron Jones so I gatta give it to 2 Girls 1 Chubb. if Thomas plays should be a lot closer of a game but I expect him to play and even with that expectation I’ve still gatta go 2 Girls. Love RoJo without Lenny and if Evans plays he’s a startable guy for sure.
5. Mauro's Pizza vs. Old Man Rivers
Throwing it to Mauro’s Pizza, easy win here if Lamar can’t go or is not fully healthy. Don’t like Bourne starting since he’s now 3rd in the pecking order for WRs. Samuel is a tough start for me and Golden Tate is too. Can’t complain at all about Mauro’s Pizza rn.
6. Thielen Lucky vs. The Cleveland Clowns
100% Thielen it this week. Don’t hate all the starts from the Clowns but kinda scraping the bottom of the barrel with Watkins, Washington, and Rex. Roethlisberger will be put in probably but it still doesn’t make it too much better.