My total got better but I’m still trash rn
Last Week: 4 & 2
Total: 5 & 7
1. Lame Nerd Cuck vs. Stud Muffins
More like ganna get Stuffed Muffins because Lame Nerd Cuck’s team is ganna fuck em’ up. Almost no weakness on Cucks team right now, love the matchups too. Renfrow isn’t worth a start in such a shallow league and Singletary hasn’t impressed at all on the stat sheet or on film.
2. The Mighty Wormatogues vs. Pizza 🍕
Cole gets a big bump with Chark out and in a game where it’s bound to be a high scoring affair. The term high scoring affair feels ubiquitous to sports but like couldn’t it be applied to an affair with lots of sex? Whatever, let me muse. Cohen is the weak spot for the Wormatgous along with maybe Lavishka but both Cole and him have their chances to bust. Think it will be a big day for BAL so giving it to Pizza 🍕.
3. Saquadriceps Femoris vs. Chris Leem's Totts
Even without the Saquads I still like the team. Sanders will bounce back, Hunt is a great start any day and with a strong WAS D-line he might secure most of the work this week in CLE. It’s hard to find weakness anywhere for Saquads. Don’t hate the Totts tho, Corey Davis might be the best play of the week for this team but Monty and Thomas are big weak spots for a shallow league.
4. Behind the Steel Curtain vs. Da Blochinators
A real tough call here. Both sides have one guy I dislike this week (Lenny & Dion) but the rest of the squads are really good. Slight edge to the Steel Curtain but if Adams doesn’t play this could be a decisive win for Da Blochinators. Also the Steel Curtain should start Minshew.
5. Marianne Williamson, High Priestess of the Cube vs. Fresh Prince of Helaire
I think there is a fucking “Fresh Prince of Helaire” team in everyone of my leagues. LAMMMEEE. Losing Chark and Mostert is ganna be tough when going up against a team that probably shouldn’t be 0-2. Starting 2 tight ends is mega cringe tho.
6. Stairway to Kevin vs. The Kamara Loves Me
Can’t say I hate either of these teams this week. Mahomes has a tough matchup, Samuel is a wildcard and so is Hock. Think I just like Kamara Loves Me more irrespective of the matchup. So I’ll take em this week.