EdgySlayerBoi69 (The Sex Number) vs. All Aboard The Saquon Train
Winner: EdgySlayerBoi69 (The Sex Number)
Porkchop Sandwiches vs. Behind the Steel Curtain
Winner: Behind the Steel Curtain
Chet Ubetcha vs. The Screaming Aliens
Winner: Chet Ubetcha
Da Blochinators vs. Brady Bunch
Winner: Da Blochinators
Me and Julio Down by the Schoolyard vs. Stairway to Kevin
Winner: Me and Julio Down by the Schoolyard
Stud Muffins vs. Marianne Williamson's Crystals
Winner: Marianne Williamson's Crystals