Total predictions: 32-22
1. Lame Nerd Cuck vs. The Kamara Loves Me
Very bad week for Lame Nerd Cuck with the byes but Fulgham, Mooney and Duke Johnson don’t scare me at all. Think MVS and (I wanna throw up) AJ Green could be ok starts and get this Cuck over the hump. Should be a close game tho.
2. Lazard People vs. Pizza 🍕
I don’t love Pizza’s lineup but I think I’m giving him a slight edge even though I’m salty as fuck from last week. Kill me.
3. Chris Leem's Totts vs. Marianne Williamson, High Priestess of the Cube
Like Tots a lot this week but the recent MIA covid spike makes me nervous. Could be a game time change for me. If Drake doesn’t play I’ll probably keep this prediction no matter what.
4. Stud Muffins vs. Da Blochinators
Feels like Da Blochinators has a better roster on paper than for fantasy this year. But Stud Muffins’ RBs are going to be really weak this week. Slight edge to Da Blochinators.
5. The Mighty Wormatogues vs. Saquadriceps Femoris
Quads team really got cucked by injuries but that’s in the past. Wormatogues continues to be the best team in the league and it’s probs not close. Quads needs Hunt to have a huge game with Chubb back this week, probably will have a good game but will def not have a broken game.
6. Yami Yugi vs. Behind the Steel Curtain
Goedert really helps the Steel Curtain but it won’t be enough with McCaffery out and Davis back in the starting role. Kirk’s success will not continue as long as Larry is still with the team but the rest of the squad will carry Yugi boy.